Created by my friends Mark and Ryan.
1. no girlfriends named sarah/sara. *
2. no day drinking.
3. no douchebaggery. (that's my favorite one ^_^)
4. confidence is sexy.
5. desire is hot.
6."Bitches be crazy"
7. crazy fires on saturday only.
8. no defacing the carpet. **
9. Life/fuck = crazy bitches. therefore, fuck = life because fuck crazy bitches.
*- unless its a one night stand with a cheerleader.
**- unless it is a consequence of crazy fire saturdays.
might I just say, these are freaking hilarious.
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